Fantasy Whiplash! | 2026 Dynasty Szn Overload, Quick Hits, & the Fantasy Football Kitchen Sink

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As the infamous Regina George would say, “Get in losers, we’re going Whiplashing.” Or, at least, your trusty league-wide guide would like to think so. It’s another 2026 edition of Fantasy Whiplash! which, unless you have been living under a rock, means you’re getting everything of note and the kitchen sink. Many other sites hold back the latter, but PlayerProfiler throws it in. Deep down in what others consider garbage in the disposal, RotoUnderworld is routinely pulling gems out from the depths. Not here to tell you what you may or may not need, especially at this critical stage of the offseason. See? Just now, the dynasty managers’ ears pricked up like so many mobs of meerkats poking their heads out of holes, thirsty for dynasty fantasy football thoughts. Meerkats: the first recorded social network.

As usual, the NFL season never takes a breather. Given the current circumstances, there is yet more wisdom to weigh regarding the latest noteworthy developments in the NFL and their impact on you, the manager. This may include trending thoughts from industry analysts on Twitter, as well as my own perspectives on specific subjects. It’s all for the benefit of everyone, from casual fans to accomplished veterans. From Dynasty to Redraft. Wake from your over-abundance of rookie fever that had you hibernating with a head beaten mercilessly by inches, speeds, and measurements.

Buckle up, losers, we’re going shopping.

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News for the Dynasty Fantasy Football Addicts

Hello! Is it Me You’re Looking For?

Lionel said it best with the whole “In my dreams I’ve seen you run a thousand times.” Something like that. But his arms were open wide, welcoming back an old lover. Yours should be, too, to welcome back names that you thought were gone from memory. Let’s be honest here, it’s dynasty, so all bets are off. However, per usual, the free agency period left plenty of room for guys to grow into solid roles worth taking a shot on… even if it’s with a crummy team.

Welcome back into the fold, Odell Beckham Jr. Arguably the best player on the field for either team at the Fanatics Flag Football Classic tourney, Beckham turned back the clock with a one-handed grab and was nearly uncoverable on the field of play, whether because of speed or movement. Consequently, at least five teams expressed interest in adding the 33-year-old veteran who has said he intends to play in 2026.

He’s been off the radar since catching 35 balls for Baltimore in 2023. His stay with the Rams and Browns didn’t amount to anything because LA had plenty of weaponry, and the Browns are, well, the factory of sadness.

It would be interesting to see a possible reunion in Miami (just nine games played) now that they are weapon-needy. Signing with Las Vegas with incoming quarterback Fernando Mendoza could be interesting as well. Beckham won’t be very picky at this stage and is unlikely to be headed to a contender for depth. That said, there’s enough of an outside shot at nabbing a rebuilding franchise’s starts as a WR2. It’s a stash, but it won’t take long to see if it’s worth sticking with.

Bienvenidos a Miami

Speaking of Miami, Malik Washington is still rostered at under 60%, per Sleeper. Many are tapping him to be the No. 1 guy there. Washington has done very little to leave a lasting impression thus far in this career, so most aren’t buying it from a 5-foot-8 receiver with 72 total catches over two years. The stats are unimpressive, and the stature is worse. 5’8″ is what you seek in an alpha if you’re assembling a squad from the Lollipop Guild.

The exact same goes for Tahj Washington. Leave these guys in the gutter. They will be battling for leftovers with the likes of Terrace Marshall. So what’s left? Tutu Atwell fits the same mold as these guys. A quad that is boom/bust, but mostly bust. Perhaps rosterable in Best Ball, but clogging your roster in dynasty ain’t it.

The signing of Jalen Tolbert suggests he’s the go-to among the wideouts, at least for now. Tolbert leaves much to be desired, but we’ve not seen much of him in the No. 1 role except when Ceedee Lamb was gimpy in Dallas. Tolbert is worth a speculative add and could provide solid dynasty depth. His best season was 49 catches in 15 starts, and we know Lamb is a target-hog. His career average of 12.0 yards per catch (YPC) should add to the desire.

What About WHO?!

Tight end Greg Dulcich is another speculative add. Yeah, yeah… you’ve seen this movie before, likely more times than A Christmas Story. Under-the-radar, the much-maligned tight end had his best season since his rookie year… in just ten games in 2025. 26 catches on 33 targets, led tight ends in average yards post-catch (YAC) with just under eight per reception, and led in average yards per target (10.2). He finished as the Dolphins’ third-leading receiver.

With Malik Willis running the show, Dulcich might actually be the most viable tool for broken plays and scrambling outside the pocket by the quarterback. This all depends on what they do in the draft, but considering they have no hope of contending anytime soon, they will likely look for potential wideouts or tight ends that could use a year or two to develop. However, they are in need of a playmaker beyond De’Von Achane. If they go to a skill position early in the draft, that player is an immediate target, no matter if the ‘Fins are contending or not.

Take the Money & Run

Keaton Mitchell, dopped at varying times by fantasy managers, is still available in roughly 45% of Sleeper leagues. His explosiveness has been routinely identified, which is even more frustrating for fantasy players longing for the proverbial leash to come off. It’s not like he pulled a big old Amber Heard in Baltimore. There was an injury, and then “easing him in” turned out to be coach-speak, meaning “Nah, we’re good right now.”

This was a quiet, yet sneaky signing by “Otra Harbaugh.” Kimani Vidal is the presumed backup for his ability to make something happen after dump-off screens, although he caught just 16 passes in 2025. We also saw what he did with the starting job. He’s not the guy to have if Omarion Hampton is hurt again. A healed-up, well-performing Mitchell is that guy.

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Vidal’s presence worried dynasty folks enough that Mitchell started being cut to make room for draft picks. This is a mistake. The presence of Justice Hill for the Ravens meant no one got a chance to catch much from the backfield. Of course, Mitchell has 19 catches, so we know he’s not wielding cinderblocks out there a la Tank Bigsby. Let’s not forget, though, why we’re here. Harbaugh will employ some sort of merry-go-round, with Hampton obviously the lead horse.

Mitchell is the same age as Vidal and only one year older than Hampton. He trails Vidal (who was starting) by about 30 career rushing yards, with longs of 60 and 55 yards in separate seasons. If he gets through the front seven, he’s not going down before paydirt. That’s the handcuff you want in your leagues, with the upside that he’ll get ample opportunities to spell Hampton. He’s going to be the Tyler Allgeier to Bijan Robinson.

Survive (and Thrive) Said the Prophet

“Speak of the Devil” was an amazing album/show, and that was the first thing that came to mind when Allgeier’s name came across the page. He is not significantly mis-owned in dynasty because of his value both as a ‘cuff and a fill-in. Flat out, the former fifth-round pick can smash with the rock. If Robinson had not come in when he did, Allgeier would be far higher in demand. He’s only rushed for less than 600-plus yards once in his four years, and he went over 1,000 in his rookie campaign. The guy is as hard-nosed as they come, even making the switch to linebacker in his second season for BYU. For the next two years, he went back to running back and absolutely beat the pants off every team he faced.

Now, Allgeier is in a crowded house in Arizona. That’s caused a minor drop in his ownership, but chances are he’s unavailable in yours. So let’s veer from free agents for a moment and identify 2026 as “open season” to acquire him. Still just 26 (in April), managers are already worried that he’ll be buried with James Conner and Trey Benson.

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Benson owners are hanging their heads because every year is supposed to be when this stud takes over. Let’s not forget that there’s a new sheriff in town for Arizona. Mike LaFleur has no allegiance to anyone in that backfield and leaves behind a back, Kyren Williams, who is roughly built the same as Allgeier but with more speed.

All signs point to Allgeier being the unquestioned runner between the tackles, enabling Benson’s 4.39-40 speed to leak out for more explosive players. Conner cannot be forgotten, but at the definitive tail end of an injury-riddled career, Arizona is unlikely to heap a load on his shoulders. Benson stans can raise their chins up, and anyone in need should be lobbing out trade propaganda to acquire Allgeier while his managers are concerned about that backfield. Dumping a late 2026 first-rounder for Allgeier and a mid-2027 second-round pick would be an upgrade to the roster immediately and a far better chance at cashing in on quality in next year’s class.

Saint Tyler Alphonzo’s Pancake Breakfast

Everybody knows that Tyler Shough is for real and has nowhere to go but up after a raw, successful rookie season. All he needed was nine starts with virtually no weaponry to create a vibe in the Big Easy. Chris Olave has been in the blue tent more than some people have been to the gas station. He seems to have turned the corner, though, which is great for the quarterback. Makes you wonder, though, if a holdout is coming after Jaxon Smith-Njigba and Garrett Wilson signed big extensions, each of them a former teammate.

The Saints have done their due diligence to fatten up the depth with notable names. Devaughn Vele looked primed for a breakout going into his second season before he was shipped off to New Orleans. To be clear, how much the Saints coveted him, they coughed up a pick in the fourth round and the seventh. Vele was originally drafted in the seventh. Vele is only half-rostered in Sleeper leagues, and even if the Saints do draft a stud wideout this season, he’ll still see plenty of field time.

The jury remains out on former-Patriot Ja’Lynn Polk (available in 75% of leagues) after he didn’t do anything in New England. It’s hard to ignore that this guy was the No. 37 pick overall in 2024.

Whether it’s Vele, Polk, or you’re in a position to draft Chris Bell, Carnell Tate, or Jordyn Tyson (the Saints are meeting with all of the “thumpers”), take a shot on the Saints’ wide receiver room this offseason. There will be a more-than-healthy dose of Travis Achan– er… Travis Etienne, but Shough has shown his prowess as a gunslinger for the offense. You want a piece of the Mardi Gras King cake.

Quick Hits!

We could go on and on about free-agent pickups that found new homes. What of the unsigned? What about the delightfully Commander-y backfield of the Commanders? For God’s sake… what about Kenny McIntosh? Roster him! There’s just not enough time in the day to get everyone in, no matter how tight we take the curves.

We could all use some short-attention “quick hitters.” For those of you who watch the weekly Fantasy Whiplash! LIVE podcast throughout the season, you know that this is our typical modus operandi; actionable advice for your fantasy teams as you navigate a season, mixed with some humor. Fantasy football is fun, so why pretend that it isn’t? Anything goes in the chats, starts/sits, waivers, injuries, and if some lineman’s pants fell mid-play. You know… the information you have to know! Hopefully, these will tide you over. Start the clock!

  • On his days off, Puka Nacua is taking a bite outta crime! Or rather, putting the bite back into it. As usual, the PlayerProfiler news team was all over this when no one else would touch it. Rumor has it that the writer just became a 50% owner of RotoUnderworld, thanks to a big bonus. He still has enough left over to send all four of his kids to Ivy League colleges.
  • Joe Flacco returns to be the backup for Joe Burrow in Cincinnati in 2026. He seems excited to be there, if you allow him to get past all the profanity-laced phrases he used for teams who needed a quarterback (or at least a competition) but didn’t bother to call.
  • As said in the last Whiplash!, Kenneth Walker, Super Bowl MVP, was out of the Seahawks’ price range. Instead, he winds up with the Chiefs, who gave him three years and $43 million-plus, with a boatload of guaranteed cash. Many dismissed the Chiefs as a landing spot; they’ve never really spent at the position. Their previous high was Jamaal Charles, twelve years ago, making a cool $28 million.

Tick, tick, tick…

  • Cam Skattebo called CTE an “excuse” and tried to play it off before the backlash from former players came, but he wasn’t fast enough. Rumors suggest that after making such an asinine comment, the Giants immediately had him tested for CTE. Turns out, he’s just a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
  • Philip Rivers retired, came back to try another go, and is now interested in coaching. Should’ve stopped at two or four, Philip. You didn’t need to field a whole team.
  • Related: Justin Herbert has not won a playoff game over that same period.
  • DK Metcalf is on a five-year, $150 million contract. That’s what buys you 59/850/6. Woof.
  • Christian McCaffrey might be safe from his degenerative Achilles issues now that the substation has Mike Williams to take the “heat” off him.
  • This draft class is going to be remembered for its tight ends. Pick one or more late in your rookie drafts. All the talk of wide receivers and lack of running backs, and right under everyone’s noses, a gaggle of athletic “move” tight ends is ripe for the picking. Some might need a year, but you’ll be thankful later. The position is turning over quickly.

In Limbo?

  • Every team needs Geno Smith at some point. Either he leaves, and you win a Super Bowl, or he signs, and you get the No. 1 draft pick.
  • A.J. Brown still has not been traded, and if he isn’t by the draft, he’ll be an Eagle in 2026. He’s a firm hold in dynasty formats. You’re not going to get what you want for him; he still commands an eye-popping (no pun intended) 30% target rate, which he would likely see from another team as well, given the amount of money involved. The 28-year-old still carries a consistent career average of 76.5 yards per game (Y/G) and has averaged eight touchdowns per season over his seven-year career. He had a down year, but don’t give him away for pennies on the dollar.

TMQB! No wait, TMQB

  • Lamar Jackson is 11-3 against the Bengals in his career, and 3-7 against the Steelers. He’s also coughed up five losses to the “Mistake on the Lake”, aka the Browns.
  • There will be at least seven new starting quarterbacks in Week 1 compared to Week 1 of 2025. What are the chances that half of those teams are happy with their decision? That number doesn’t even count Patrick Mahomes and Bo Nix, who finished the season on the injured reserve. Also, the number doesn’t include Michael Penix or Daniel Jones. These guys all have a status that’s up in the air. Lastly, not even touching the Vikings, but the writing appears to be on the wall. That writing may only be about thigh-high, but it clearly reads “Kyler Murray rulez!” We could be looking at 10-12 new starters for their respective teams. You laugh now, but wait until there are 10 men in the box to prevent the run while some has-been keeps overthrowing his receivers. How ironic will it be if Burrow avoids injury and starts the season as planned? A little, dont’cha think? 10,000 spoons and all that nonsense.

(because I know this is the kind of useless info you guys require)

What to Watch For

Tomorrow, March 29 – Weds. April 1

Ringside seats are still available for the annual League Meeting in Phoenix. Let’s all vote NO on everything except making kickoffs worse. You paid for the entire seat, but you’ll ONLY. NEED. THE EDGE!

April 6

New head coaches can begin offseason workouts

April 15

Deadline for teams to host in-person interviews or physicals on the franchise grounds

April 17

Restricted free agents must sign an offer sheet

April 20

All clubs can begin offseason workout programs

April 22

Last call for testing and examinations with any draft-eligible players by phone or in-person off facility grounds but all else is fair game

FINALLY. April 23 through April 25

 2026 NFL DRAFT from Pittsburgh, PA

More Fantasy Whiplash! to Come

We’ll take a ride around the twists and turns of the league again in a few weeks! After the draft, it’s time to formulate a game plan for laying waste to your opponents and how each situation will impact your fantasy football squad. Best Ball, Redraft, Dynasty… It’s equal opportunity when you’re hugging the turns and storing info to help you win leagues!

Whiplash! Fantasy Football

As always, be on the lookout for Fantasy Whiplash! LIVE right after the draft. We’ll cover the guys you gotta get, while keeping up with late free-agent swings or trades. I’ll have a different co-host each week to detail what is going on in the world of fantasy football and how it affects your players and teams! Joe Frick of FSAN will join me for the 2026 return to the air!

Leave your pretenses at the door, put your feet up, and let’s have a few laughs while we formulate our plan for 2026 dominance. As always, you can keep track of the shows this summer, catching up on news you missed, and finding more of my fantasy content of all formats on the tweet machine by clicking here: @BuyAndSellYou

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