The Pittsburgh Steelers are officially on a road to nowhere after signing Aaron Rodgers to reunite with Mike McCarthy. The corporate media wants you to believe this is a monumental reunion, but the metrics do not lie: Rodgers is coming off a geriatric 14.6 Fantasy Points Per Game (#23) and an abysmal 6.7 Yards Per Attempt (#29) in 2025.

Rodgers is a washed, low-end QB2 for fantasy football. A first-round playoff exit would be considered a success, so the signing merely delays Pittsburgh’s inevitably demise. Fortunately, Rodgers and the Steelers are devoid of elite, young players to drag down in fantasy football dynasty leagues.